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Washed up piece of shit

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At givejohnmelendeznothing.com, we started with the goal of informing the public that this former celebrity, “Stuttering” John Melendez is not one that can be trusted with any information that you do not want to be made public.
John Melendez was once a celebrity having been a phone screener for the K-Rock radio station during the Howard Stern show and making a name for himself as a man that was not afraid of taking embarrassing questions given to him by comedic writers, Jackie Martling and Eric Fred Norris. He somehow took those accolades and landed a job as the announcer of the Tonight Show w/ Jay Leno

Having witnessed his comedic wit and writing skills, he was promptly placed in the fourth row of the audience. Throughout his time on the Howard Stern show, he created a reputation for being willing to bring up any and all dirty laundry that was within his earshot. He also developed a reputation of being the biggest baby on the show as he could take the same types of criticism that he was more than willing to dish out. 

Since his stint on The Tonight Show, he has effectively done nothing but make enemies while entertaining the 100’s of hate-watchers of his YouTube channel. He has routinely provided personal and private information about his friends, family, girlfriends, and business associates. He has used information as a form of currency or leverage to wage war on those he thinks is disrespecting him. He has knowingly taken advantage of an automated reporting system by filing strikes for content that are not his own all while claiming to be a victim for displaying graphic nudity and sexual content due to his lackluster attitude of preparation.

We at this site urge our visitors the very simple advice of:

  • John Melendez is not a friend 
  • Do not provide John Melendez with information that you don’t want to be provided to his listeners 
  • Do not go out in public with John if you do not want him to publicly display your image
  • Do not give your money to him. Any and all monetary support tells him that his actions are okay


This website is a parody and entertainment in nature. There are no facts represented on this site, just like anything coming from John’s mouth. 


Eat a dick, John

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